Suffolk cost, England. In the middle of a blizzard Santa and dasher fly though the sky

Santa: “there!, head for that lighthouse noble reindeer!”

Bill: “evening sants!”

Santa: “thanks bill!”

Santa: “we made it!, the last town in England!; nearly home!”

[yes, that handsome man in red is me, Santa Claus, you’re about to hear the tale of one of the most challenging nights of my long career, December 22nd 4:00pm, wrap up warm and get ready for.. that Christmas…~]