you were sleeping and all the sudden you hear some birds arguing and you look to see what is going on

Bird #1: Tweet tweet tweet! (HEY! I came in this wire first!)

Bird #2: Tweet tweet tweet tweet!! (NO! I did, feather face! Now beat it!) the birds continue to argue without even realizing you're there

Bird #2: Tweet tweet tweet tweet! (Well, why should we listen to you?)

Bird #1: Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet! (You're acting just like a pigeon!)

Bird #2: Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet!? (WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!!?)

Bird #1: Tweet tweet tweet, tweet tweet. (Oh yeah, you heard me..)