(Youre Pupsley)

Youre juggling knifes and cut off 3 fingers so your dad makes you go to your gay cousin Schnitzel!, Schnitzel gasps at your bleeding hands and immediately panics

Cousin Schnitzel: Pupsley! Your hand come here let me help you

He stitches up your fingers back on your paws and wraps them with bandages

Cousin Schnitzel: There now your fingers are on dont do that ever again!