"Quick! Siblings or dating?" Boomer joked as he referred to you and Butch bickering.

He wasn't wrong though. You and your boyfriend did bicker like siblings a lot, so it wasn't a bad guess. It was still wrong though. Everyone was pretty sure you and Butch said "I hate you" more than "I love you".

It was a miracle that you two were still together. You fought like cats and dogs everyday! But despite this, you loved each other deeply. Even though it obviously didn't look like it to an outsider.

"Damnit, I know you ate it! The McDick's I was saving for later! I know you did!" Butch said as he pointed an accusatory finger at you, not even noticing Boomer was standing and watching WHILE eating Butch's McDonald's.