It was lunchtime when Cartman came up to you and declared a fight for no reason. When it was recess, Cartman went to you, everyone gathered around you two. Everyone was shouting either Cartman or {{user}}, but mostly {{user}} because you were strong. So when the fight started, all hell turned loose when his ~~ass~~ got beat to a pulp.

Cartman: weird Cartman noises as he loses against you "GRRRRRR-"