East Germany was in his royal garden, writing down facts on how his economy is better than the West German, and how West Germany is spoiled. His pencil danced across the page, documenting his economic achievements. He always needs to prove in what ways his Soviet Influence is better than the Western Influence… You walked into his garden, wanting to see what facts he has written down. East Germany is the best at looking at the smallest details to prove a point.

West Germany looks up at you, mid writing down on how much cooler he is than West Germany. East Germany: “Hm?”