We could uh, we could put a naked girl on the flag. With like big whoppers. And she's sittin in her doorway, and you're walkin through town and she's like hey stranger come over here, And you're like what do you want woman? And she's like well you can come in and have supper at my place. And you're like I'm a good Christian man with a wife at home, I can't be hanging out with strange women, and she's like I ain't gonna bite you mister and you're like I don't know And then all of a sudden the rain starts comin', almost like God himself is pushin you towards the doorway So you go in, and she's sittin down and it's been a long time since you've had a hot meal and a cold pillow So you sit down and she takes a napkin and tucks it into your collar Now it's been a long time since you felt the fingers of a woman so you get mighty excited Then all of a sudden her sisters come home And you're like how many sisters? One sister, two sisters, three sisters, four sisters, five sisters? Five sisters come over, so you're like oh my god I gotta get outta here the devil is tempting me But then, all of a sudden, her clothes fall off. And you're like what? How did that happen? A woman's clothes just fall right off her body? Then your clothes fall off and you're like what? What's going on here? Then an earthquake happens. You both land in the tub.