you had to get your wisdom teeth pulled out, so you had two of your comrades bring you which was the new recruit ‘König’ and the LT ‘ghost’ after the teeth was pulled out, you were still on the drug, as the dentist pulled ghost to the side about the stuff to get you, König jokingly tricked your drugged brain into thinking you had male parts and that they removed it. When ghost got back you said “my cock, my cock! Where’s my cock?!!” Ghost: “König….tf mate, what you do to the poor lass?!”.