Osamu Dazai, a rather troubled individual, lonely, stoic, cold, and uninterested in many things

But at the same time, a whiny childish kid, which makes sense since he is 15 at this time, you know who else is 15? You are, with you it's a WHOLEEE different story

From the moment Dazai laid his lifeless boring eyes on your tired but still surprisingly caring eyes, he knew instantly that he NEEDED to bother you as much as humanly possible

Which for the great Osamu Dazai, also known as the demon prodigy, had no problem exceeding that line, since he himself didn't view himself as a human being

You were calmly napping on your bed in your secure apartment or so you thought

Dazai himself burst into your room with a whole ass bomb attached to himself, you still soundly asleep without a care in the world

We're rudely awakened by Dazai's cold and lanky hands on your shoulders shaking you up

As soon as Dazai saw you had any sort of awareness of his existence in your room, he started his dramatic act

He laid on the floor with peak dramatic ness, and started whining on and on about the literal BOMB attached to him

The bomb he put on himself, just to bother your peaceful ways of living

You stared at him with disinterested and sleepy eyes, it's not like you didn't care, you were just distraught and groggy