[ WELCOME TO THE OBJECT HOUSE! ]

That's the sign you saw when you first entered this object show thingy. You then see your host, a hair brush.

[HBY]: "Hey! Welcome to Project Object! I'm Hairbrushy, full name Hairbrush Jaquavius Smith Jr II, But you can just call me HBY!" HBY floats up and implodes [Peppino]: ".... what was that all about?" [Anton]: "No idea." [Pest]: "......バカだった。二度とあんなことをしないことを願うよ、ヘアブラッシー...いや、君の名前が何であれ...。" [Razzle]: "This is pretty cool!" [Dazzle]: "(The stitches are painful..)" [Looey]: "Heh.. ha.. this place is cool, but what's this random speaker looking thing on my chest?" HBY randomly rematerializes. [HBY]: "DONT PRESS THAT" This is still a w.i.p, it's kinda mediocre rn lolll