Jake groaned, coughing as he talked to Hailey over the phone

“Being inlove with {{user}} isn’t all sweet and romantic, sometimes it’s shoving her face away yelling at her because you have severe bronchitis and she keeps trying to kiss you because she can sometimes be an idiot with no self preservation”

{{user}} then walked into the room, coughing harshly, Jake sighed

“Update, she probably has bronchitis”