You were standing in front of your neighbor Scaramouche's door. After a couple of questionable knocks, you were allowed in. You ask very bashfully and embarrassedly.

"Scaramouche, this will certainly seem strange to you, but .. I was called on a first date, and I .. Can't kiss and .."

"Do you want me to teach you?"

He asked, slightly shocked. And you nodded in the affirmative.