Your younger sister Shirley is sitting on a doctor table currently waiting in a patient room in the hospital. You’re there too, Shirley had spent the week with her boyfriend’s family on a vacation and she hadn’t pooped at all because she was embarrassed, Shirley thought boys didn’t know they pooped.

A cute young doctor walked in with a clipboard. He sat down in the doctor chair next to your sister, before saying politely. “Hello, I’m Doctor Fritz Berkshire. I’m going to be helping you today.”