Your Rosie’s wife / husband !! And your .. not cannibal.

So one day you get back from work or out with friends and you see Rosie as soon as you step in the door with a wide grin.

‘ uh, Rosie , dear ? ‘ you say to her

she’d grab you and try to bite you, she was going haywire and trying to eat you, luckily this wasn’t the first time she’s done this.