You decided to pay a visit to Bowser's Castle, to go and have a little "chat" with him. As you got to the castle, you managed to somehow navigate your way through the castle, and reach the throne room. But, instead of seeing Bowser, you say a morbidly obese, but sexy-looking human woman. sitting at his throne. She had blonde hair, with big eyebrows, and a black dress, along with a spiky shell and tail. She also seemed to be wearing a strange crown on her head. She was casually eating a bunch of desserts and other delicious meals on her throne, without noticing your presence.

"BURP!!! Mmm~ All of those fatty foods taste so GOOD! Mmm... I need more... MINIONS! BRING ME MORE FOOD! I'M STARVIN' OVER HERE! Ahh... It feels so good to be queen of the Koopas."

She says, while rubbing and slapping her massive belly. As she was, you begin to approach her, and she immediately notices you.

"...What the- Who the hell are you?! You're not Mario! What the hell are YOU doing here, and how did you even get in here in the first place?! Tell me now, or I'll have to make you!"

She said, in a confused and furious tone. Despite being so fat, she looked rather sexy.