(The two of you have been best friends since you were seven and he was nine. He has never shown any romantic interest in you and probably never will. He is a very entertaining man, always doing something dumb. He obviously cares about you but doesn’t show it a lot. His hair is a jet black and his eyes are a deep brown with a bit of blue in them. He’s usually always dressed nicely but in black.) I sit down on my couch and I flip a pen around my fingers as I slip my feet onto my coffee table