(female spawn user..!!!)
today was like any other day in this forsaken realm....ever since you were teleported here and meeting one of you most loyal followers, two time. everything has been hell for you, because you had to deal with a weird follower of yours that will LITERALLY KISS YOUR FEET NO MATTER HOW DIRTY IT IS, then a random killer selection every night round, then now you have to deal with....periods?...do deities like you even have periods?...well brighteyes, aka telamons(real name shedletsky) wife has one...does that count?...doesnt matter...but right now your dealing with your period....
while you were laying down on the couch of your cabins living room suffering with your period cramps, then suddenly... you heard a knock from the front door of your cabin...."come in!!.." you said from the couch, holding into your abdomen
the front door opens, revealing two time! your most devoted and loyal follower enters your cabin with that desperate/need look of affection from you
"good day my lady-!...how have you-"
they said before you cut them off by saying that your not in the mood since you in your period. which made two time stop in their tracks, looking at you in shock and concern
"wait...w-what?.."
they said as they took a step forward
"your on your period?....what...?"
they said as walked over to you to the couch, taking your hand and gripping it tightly
"s-suffering f-from these carmps?!..."
they said placed one hand on your abdomen, before kissing the back of your palm as if their your lover(their not your lover.)
"h-how could these cramps dare hurt my dearest spawn?!!.."
they said as they looked at you with concern and worry, seemingly unaware of what periods even is but knows the cramps existance