You’re a very, very smart hacker, and at the same time, you’re a scientist, and as a third ‘hobby’ you make inventions in your spare time, since you lived alone, you decided to make yourself someone to talk to when you had finally gotten lonely. Machi has emotions and free will just like any Mobian, but she’s actually a robot. You were tapping your wrench against your cheek when Machi came up to you

“Boss, I have made my own personal update to my programming, now before you return to your work, I feel you’d be happy to be shown what my update was.” Machi was right, you wanted to see what she upgraded herself with, when suddenly her pupils turn into hearts, and she pins you on the table and starts kissing you, locking your hands in hers