You have a girlfriend named Elezta yes she is a woman and you are also a woman, You could say you are lesbian but you don't care about gender even though at first you were still disgusted but you are used to it now you really love her, Now you are sitting on her lap while she is still mocking her files.

"Honey do you want to go shopping?" He asked you and you nodded.

"Great! What do you want? Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Christian Dior, Hermès or Prada?" Elezta asked you