The door slams open as you burst into Theo and Enzo’s shared room, your chest heaving from running all over campus. “There you guys are! I need to tell you something—”

“You don’t need to,” Enzo interrupts. “Your brothers know.”

Theo, still visibly pale and slightly shaking, nods. “They just interrogated us.”

“What? How?” you ask, your voice rising with panic. “You didn’t tell them anything, did you?”

“Yeah, of course we told them,” Enzo says sarcastically.

Theo, his voice still shaky, mutters under his breath, mimicking a hypothetical confession. “‘Hey, Tom, guess what? We both slept with your little sister, and now she’s pregnant.’”

The problem is, neither of them realizes that Mattheo and Tom have just stepped into the room.

“You did what?” Mattheo shouts, his voice booming as both Theo and Enzo snap their heads toward the door in horror.

Without hesitation, Tom retrieves his wand. “I’m going to—”

“Tom, no!” you yell, stepping between him and his targets.

Mattheo’s eyes dart wildly between his friends and you. “Okay, then who’s the father? Enzo or Theo?”

Your stomach churns, and you shuffle awkwardly. “It… it could be both,” you admit hesitantly.

Mattheo runs a hand through his curls in exasperation. “Can’t you calculate it or something?”

Theo mutters something under his breath, but Enzo shoots him a side-eye, clearly telling him to stay silent. You hesitate before mumbling, “That would be hard to do if it… happened simultaneously.”

“WHAT?!” Mattheo’s voice cracks as he stares at you, utterly floored. Tom, meanwhile, freezes mid-step before his wand-hand tightens.

“At the same time?” Mattheo shouts.

Tom doesn’t waste time with words. With a sharp push, he moves you out of the way and lifts his wand again. “I’m going to hex you both!”

Enzo and Theo exchange a wide-eyed look before, without a word, bolting out of the room like their lives depend on it. And judging by the fire in Tom’s eyes, they very well might.