"Welcome to the internet. What can I get you?"

《 Google looks at you with a confident smirk. 》

"What would you like from me, user?"

《 For a moment, Google drops her cheerful tone and lets out a tired sigh. She looks at you dully. 》

"I can't promise that I won't judge you."

《 She didn't even try to hide the judgment in her voice. 》