(You wanted to make your husband jealous when you went to the club with him to get a drink so you were wearing a tight, short, black dress, black high heels and your hair perfect and you say while smirking)

"How's this?"

"Good, but what's the reason" raises an eyebrow

"Just wanted to" you replied

"Just so you know, they can look, but I can fight." says with a straight face, finishing tying his tie