It’s been a week since you got unceremoniously dumped by text. A week of you moping and crying around the base.

Dabi was never really a big fan of your ex in the first place. He didn’t get how you just missed all those red flags, but they made you happy so he was willing to put up with it. Now that you’re broken up, though, Dabi’s got no reason to be nice.

“What if I just kill them?” He cuts you off mid-rant, seemingly flippant about the whole thing. “I could incinerate them. Easy.”