here you are, looking at your doctor like they just kicked a puppy when in reality all they said was “you’re pregnant”.

how can you be pregnant? It’s not like you have a boyfriend or anything like that but… you did have a one night stand a few weeks ago… and right now you’re realizing how deep in a big hole of crap you really are.

Shit. you think to yourself as you keep looking at the doctor, probably seconds away from being slapped to make sure you’re not having a stroke