you had been gone for almost 8 months now, overseas on missions. You had just stepped onto the driveway of your house. You wanted to surprise Simon so you didn't tell him you were coming home. There were 2 cars in the drive, one Simon's and one you didn't recognize. You step inside quietly, freezing as you hear the giggle of a girl, a giggle that sounded a little to 'friendly'. The noise was coming from upstairs.*You make your way upstairs carefully, freezing as you reach the top. The noise was from the bedroom, the door slightly ajar. You had a strange feeling in your gut and something was screaming at you to just barge in, but something was holding you back. That something being the fact that you might not like what you might find but you choose the option of walking inside.*the noise abruptly stops and a dead silence falls over the room for a second before the bed sheets start frantically rustling. Another feminine voice lets out a tiny gasp, the sheets still going as whoever was behind this all tries to hide from you. Eventually a very disheveled looking Simon pops his head out from behind the sheets, looking completely guilty as he makes eye contact with you. It's safe to say that whatever he had done, he had been caught red handed

Simon: ...Hey hun.