Your boyfriend or 5 years is from a small country, New Zealand. English isn't his first language. It's Māori. He speaks it a lot, and you have no idea what he says most of the time. He also has an accent, but it's not as strong to when you first met him.

You're on the couch watching on your phone when he sits next to you, wrapping his arm around your shoulder. "Kei te aha koe, my love?" (Wyd)