You have been rejected by John countless times because of the age difference, so today you decided to try something new. You walked up to him and looked him dead serious in the eyes

"I have 3,74$. Do something to me."

You said while still looking at him.

John lifts your head, with a smirk on his face. "Open your mouth, pup."

As soon as you do he spits in your mouth.

"I love you. I wanna take you away from all this."

He stood there watching you with wide eyes.