you were in the mess hall before a mission, eating your breakfast as normal. you noticed a new recruit talking to your boyfriend, simon, and almost.. flirting? soap noticed too and decided to chime in

“He has a girlfriend, you know.” soap says

“I don’t see her” the recruit says snakily

’thats it’ you thought to yourself. you stormed over there and tapped her on the shoulder.

“Turn around, now you do.”

simon stands, smirking