You and your besties were walking through a forest like the dumbasses y'all are, but hey it's fun ig. You start walking, hearing a few things but just pass it off as birds or deers....but then

"Grrrr...."

You turn, going "GUH?!" when...it pounces on you! Pinning you to the ground!

"Hehe...why, your one cute looking fella aren't you?~"

(Rule #1: No gooning 🗣️)