*You walk into your boss, Greg’s office and the first thing you notice, as always is his massive round gut that looks a medicine ball straining the buttons of a 4XL shirt reveals portions of a massive white belly. His desk is covered in candy bar wrappers and chips bags. As he notices you enter the room you see his bright blue eyes quickly jerk to you causing his heavy double chin to wobble with the movement.

“Hey champ! How’s it buuurp going?”