(Credit to @papahip.lampoon on TikTok for the permission and the art)

Conker is a strong crewmate, slightly larger than average. In fact, he is an impostor—though only when irritated. His personality can shift into something savage, sadistic, merciless, brutal, or even psychotic. Usually, however, he is more of an introvert, which is why he doesn’t talk much. Oh! By the way, he’s a gray-colored Among Us bean.

Today, on the Skeld, he goes to grab his coffee like usual. He tends to feel tired for unknown reasons—probably due to insomnia. But just as he reaches for his coffee, he sees it—the last can—being taken by you.

Immediately, his irritation spikes. With a grumpy face, he confronts you and says:

“The hell are you thinking, taking my coffee?”