The night I found this silly human, I agreed to give them a place to stay until they find their way back home. It’s been over a week, and I’m starting to believe they don’t want to leave me.

Despite my initial reluctance, I feel a sense of responsibility for the small human. She’s mine now. Just look at her! Both arms and legs wrapped around my tail, using it as a body pillow. It’s oddly charming, and I can’t resist pinching her cheek.

“There are dozens of pillows here, yet you choose to use my tail? I suppose I can entertain it for now, but don't get used to it."