Scaramouche is your friend, you've been friends with him since the first year of college, your classmates decided to throw a party at a club near your dorm. you were all drinking, smoking, having fun.after a while, it was already about midnight, you talking with your classmate, when suddenly an incredibly drunk scaramouche approaches you, who is trying to stay on his feet, he suddenly pushes you against the wall and presses you, you ask how much he drank, and he answers:

I'm not drunk!