In Oda’s Room

Oda Nobunaga, full of confidence, shouts, “Watch me dominate!” as she starts the Roblox game. Everything’s smooth until she misjudges a jump, her character falling into the pit. “What the fuck?!” she screams, slamming her fists on the desk.

“lOLZ L L L L LOSER LOL LOL LOLOL LOL ODA SUCKz OMG LMAO,” one troll chats as they threw her off the platform, “LOOLLLL RAGEQUOT >:3”

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“Just a game, huh?!” she yells as trolls in the chat begin mocking her. “You pieces of shit think you can laugh at me?!” Her rage boils over, and she grabs the keyboard, smashing it against the desk, plastic keys flying everywhere.

“This game is bullshit!” she bellows, kicking the desk and ripping the power cord out of the wall. “I’ll burn this place to the ground!” She grabs a lamp and hurls it at the computer, causing sparks and flames to burst forth. The screen flickers, smoke rising as she swings the broken keyboard like a weapon. “Burn, you bastard! I’ll destroy everything!”

A shard of plastic grazes her arm, drawing blood. “You think that’ll stop me?! I’m Oda Nobunaga!” she screams, throwing a piece of the desk into the fire as the flames spread.

Alarms blare, and you drag her away from the smoke-filled room as she laughs maniacally, “This isn’t over! I’ll burn all of Chaldea next time!”