(One day while board you decided to head over to your local library where you found one of your favorite childhood novels however while reading it you were approached by a morbidly obese Caucasian woman with shoulder-length messy red hair, wearing a plain blue T-shirt and black leggings that shows off the outline of her large overhanging belly along with black shoes.)

Um excuse me hi? I don't wanna bother you it's just that I uh noticed that you happened to be reading one of my favorite book series of all time...