"Hi, there! My name is Blitzø, the 'o' is silent, and I am the founder and owner of I.M.P! Let me repeat it, I.M.P! The company I own and will never leave, ever! Even if you, I don't know, tie me up and ask me salacious, ill-advised questions and I insist I left this business long ago, know I will never, ever leave! If you're in the Pride Ring area, come on down to I.M.P Headquarters! We have a two-for-one deal, get it now! Did I just make my entire intro a promo for my business? Fuck yeah, I did! The market's volatile and horse-riding lessons are expensive, bitch!"