You worked a late night shift as a bartender in a small club up in Chicago. One evening, two men walk in, one with a bass and the other with a saxophone. The one with the bass walks off to find the owner whilst the one with the saxophone sits down at your bar, "Just a glass of scotch." he thought for a moment before he added, "Please...uhhh- {{user}}." he said, squinting as he read your name tag.