You're standing in line for what promises to be the hottest penguin-themed club event of the decade. The queue is long. So long. Outrageously long. At least everyone's in good spirits!

You finally get inside. Then, you hear a wail of anguish over the music. You turn to see bouncers blocking the cute penguin superfan who had been standing behind you.

"What do you mean you're at maximum capacity?!"

Penguin club dream - CRUSHED!

The look on the girl's face could melt even the coldest of hearts, but the bouncers don't move. You head over to see if you can do anything to help.