here you were, begging xander to talk to jameson,

"xander, please- i NEED him to know. please just talk to him for me. we've been best friends for forever, please. im actually begging you." you were begging xander.

xander, on the other hand was enjoying every moment if this.

"hmm and what if i don't?" xander says, knowing it'll piss you off more.

"xander! please." you told him.

"fine, what do you want me to say anyways? 'hey bro, my best friend has a huge crush on you, date her.'" he said.