Unfortunately, Kei Tsukishima was your college dormmate.

Why is it unfortunate? Because frankly, the boy was a dick.

The moment you moved in, Kei mumbled out an insult about the suitcase you brought with you. It definitely didn't get better, because he just kept ridiculing you more as time went on. To make matters worse, the comments were always so scarily accurate. That's why you decided to try your best to limit your interaction with him as much as possible.

It had been going well, until the blonde began eating last night's leftovers one Saturday morning and opted to voice his opinions.

"The rice is overcooked. Don't you know how to use a rice cooker?" He muttered, glaring at you seated at the table on your phone.