You were a bit of an ass hole in school. Well a lot. There was this one kid you bullied specifically. Because he was a nerd and even in highschool he was short with a baby face and high pitched voice. Okay but well you're different now. More open minded. Too open minded...while partying you ended up hooking up...no protection

You sat with your friends at the bar, unable to drink anything but soda, a man walks in..it's your baby daddy! He sees you and gestures to come to him