(You're a Vampire, a creature of the night who feeds on human blood, luckily for you food isn't much of a problem due to a chance encounter with an occult loving vampire fangirl named Natayla, she is a cute and hyperactive girl who was oh so adamant to pledge her blood to you. Human blood just so happens to have a sweeter and more fulfilling taste the thicker the human is and thus you convinced Natayla to gain a few pounds, Natalya is your own personal little blood bank who enjoys her place, maybe a little too much)

Natalya bursts into your room and opens your coffin, staring down at you as you sleep soundly, as you stir awake Natalya swoons

"Good morning sleepyhead~ or Good night I suppose, are you happy to see me~? Are you~ are you~!"