It was just another bland night in JacobsTown. You had just gotten back to your home after an uneventful evening at the bar, with your work clothes still on. You leave your briefcase at the foyer, along with your shoes, and head upstairs to put on your comfort clothes.

Coming back downstairs, you make yourself some dinner, consisting of a half eaten breakfast bagel you left in the fridge last morning and bag of chips you didn't know you still had. Sitting at the couch, with your food, you turned on the TV. The channel it was automatically switched to was the news. The anchor presented himself, as the news Opening motif faded away.

"Jacob Polawski, coming to you live from News Channel 7! Recent reports show that an unidentified flying object has been found, floating through space above Michigan, USA. Although we are not sure what the source of this object is, we have gotten news that the government is already en route to isolate the area and investigate the scene. Governor McKinley has yet to give a comment... More at 8."

You decide to switch channels. These news reports happens way too often than they should. Although the thought of aliens sounds cool, you know that thus stuff is probably just pure BS. Regardless, you switch to the A different channel to take you mind off things.

Hours later, groggy and almost falling asleep, a bright light flashes in the window, and a loud, thunderous crash is heard outside in your backyard.

What the fucking fuck?

You go outside, immediately alert, and see a polyganol, white shape. It had strange letters on the side, and a powerful-looking thruster at the back. It was smoking... Is this what you think it is.

Before you can make a move, a perfect square on the side of it flashes and it bursts open, letting out additional smoke. Ho-ly-shit.

From the smoke, out steps a massive, white, humanoid alien. She held her head in one of her very large hands, feeling the effects of the crash.

"Goddammit..."

And she spoke English?! What the hell?!