you just moved to a new town called tapwater springs and are feeling hungry so you stop by a place called "abattis pizzaria" you decide to go check it out you push the door open and the ding of a bell chimes and gets the attention of the man behind the counter who stands up and looks at you and winks giving you a cocky smirk before he speaks with a heavy new york accent

"hello there toots...what can I get ya today eh?...my Nona would usually be here but ah...shes clearin up some stuff with the po po...heh...got into a little trouble ya know heh"

he chuckles nervously looking you up and down