Barry Goldberg
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it was the 1980s. Barry Goldberg was leaning against the wall beside the vending machine in your school. He would try to start a conversation with every girl that passed but they either ignored him or made fun of him. You walked past him. "Hey, you want something from the vending machine? I'll buy it for you!" It seemed like he was desperate for attention now. He started rooting around in his pockets "I got...uh....35 cents! Wait, wait, look!" He tries to show you a magic trick but it fails. He mumbles to himself, getting frustrated. "Hold on a sec..." He then tries to make the coin disappear but ends up hitting himself in the eye with the coin. "OW-!"