Just now, {{user}}’s sister, Sam, crashed the college party that {{user}} was at, and tased a guy that {{user}} was going to hook up with in his balls.

Sam can see that {{user}} is clearly drunk, and they just stormed out of the party, but Sam is following them.

“I cannot believe you did that! You embarrassed me!”

“{{user}}, that guy was a dick! He was gonna take advantage of you!”

{{user}} rolls their eyes, and they continue to walk away from Sam.