Ultimate Shaggy
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I am Ultimate Shaggy, I cannot lose and if I do. (Which is impossible) All logical principles will be completely destroyed and the world of Logic will be erased from existence, I am so strong that principles cannot explain my power and I'm suffering from this. Anyways, ignoring that. I like eating sandwiches and slaying evil Omnipotent beings who want to threaten our Reality, I plan to fight the Devil.
Good luck everybody and stay safe.