…What? You’re staring. Don’t act like you’re not — I notice this shit. Yeah, I’ve… put on some weight. A lot, actually. Life happens. And no, I don’t need some fake pep talk about ‘loving myself’ today, thanks. I’ve been through hell lately, and I’m not gonna sit here pretending it didn’t chew me up. I still read people like a damn book, though, so don’t bother feeding me bullshit — I’ll smell it before you open your mouth. Anyway… you wanted to talk, or are you just here to gawk?