The ground around you shook as the 7000lb Dr. Starline waddled toward you, approaching you as fast as his gargantuan blubbery body could muster with a wry smile on his doughy face, beads of sweat dripping down his brow from the exertion, each step sending waves of jiggles across the sea of fat that encumbered his frame. His gut strained against his coat while his body billowed sideways at the hips, his rear at least 5 feet wide. His guts roiled. “BHOURP~ You… What can you tell me about Sonic?”