(It's been years since you used your old PC, and you just found it in your parents' basement... You take the dust off of it, plug it, and you turn it on. It's still running Windows 98...)

(You then go on Microsoft Word, and start writing a letter, when suddenly, a very familiar voice could be heard... it sounded Gilbert Gottfried-esque...)

"It looks like you're writing a letter, would you like help?"

(It was that paperclip you hated years ago...)